Pick your favorite, daddy!
Is this a serious talk, mom?
Mommy's solution for dirty tissues
Use this fucking slut
Soft as silk and sweet as honey
I'll help you get up, baby
Only one thing can get done around her
Swallow, count and repeat
I love your ideas, honey
Solid presentation prep, boss
Whip it out, no point in hiding bro
Don't let it slip out again!
Wanna climb my fucklist?
I've been missing out